Obviously most people are going to think that their foreplay is on point. I mean you’ve been having sex for however many years and you can’t be that bad at it or someone would have […]
Author: themansplanation
Dicks before chicks and hoes before bros: Is it ever acceptable?
A very touchy and controversial subject. A subject that at best leads to a bit of ribbing, and at worst can tear friendships apart. I’ve always stood firmly in the corner of it never being […]
My motivation for life.
I’ve had a hectic and stressful life recently, so my writing, along with pretty much everything else has suffered. But there is only so long you can hide from real life. Someone special told me […]
Fuck the haters.
You ever had one of those weeks where shit just seems to be against you? Well that’s been me recently. Well I should clarify, it’s not things being against me, as much as people. Nameless, […]
Why you should give in to your desires.
I read a piece this week about a woman who went back and visited all of her exes shortly before she was due to marry her current partner. She said that she did it because […]
The worst sex of my life chronicles: #4: The facial.
The year was 2006. I was in Kavos with my boys blowing off some steam after a hard year at uni. Well not hard. But exams can be a bitch and it’s always good to […]
Sorry for being shit.
It’s been nearly three weeks since my last post. Unacceptable. And this post isn’t really even a post except to say that I acknowledge how shit I’ve been!!! It’s been a hectic time with christmas […]
How to be the best she’s ever had.
I spoke about this a few weeks back when we were looking at what it means if a man doesn’t cum during sex. It’s one of those things that is just ingrained in a guys […]
The irrationality of jealousy.
One of my friends is going through a hard time with his wifey at the moment because she’s paranoid that he’s going to go out and cheat. What brought this on? He was honest about […]
The worst sex of my life chronicles:#3: The beat down.
Let me take you back to 2006. Or something like that. I was at uni, coming to the end of the year, all the final essays were done, I’d just smashed the final Drama performance […]
THE MANSPLANATION 