I can’t remember the exact year, but it was a while back, maybe 2006 or around that time. A long time ago anyway. But this one has stuck with me, maybe because it has close parallels […]
Tag: Banter

Sexual insecurities and why you shouldn’t worry.
I was reading something this week by a woman who was talking about wanting her boyfriend to make more pre-cum. That’s right, more. She said that one of her ex boyfriends used to make enough to […]
The worst sex of my life chronicles: #4: The facial.
The year was 2006. I was in Kavos with my boys blowing off some steam after a hard year at uni. Well not hard. But exams can be a bitch and it’s always good to […]
The worst sex of my life chronicles:#3: The beat down.
Let me take you back to 2006. Or something like that. I was at uni, coming to the end of the year, all the final essays were done, I’d just smashed the final Drama performance […]

What is Man talk?
It occurred to me the other day, whilst having a particularly weird conversation with a friend of mine about what it would be like to befriend a bear and use it to ride into battle, […]
The worst sex of my life chronicles: #2: Busted.
So the last time we talked about this, I told you about the girl with the rats, which you can check out HERE. I’m still not over that one by the way. But everyone else […]

The 8 types of sex we can all relate to.
I read something this week about a couple that always have quite different sex. Sometimes it’s rough, sometimes it’s quick and sometimes it’s all kinds of freaky. But is that common? Do most people have […]

Dating: Netflix and chill, Whatsapp and that Tinder flex.
I remember when dating changed for me. I remember the exact moment. It was in 2006 when Facebook was just starting to blow up in England. Until that moment, the only technology that I used […]
The worst sex of my life chronicles: #1: Ratgirl.
I was having a chat a few weeks back with my girl @nottjustsex about sexual escapades of the worst kind. Everyone has a story of some sex that is so bad that in retrospect it […]

Mansplaining: Man flu and the terrifying truth. Honest.
I write a lot of stuff, some serious, some a bit tongue in cheek but what I want to write about today is not only completely serious in nature, but is also, really close to […]