I can’t remember the exact year, but it was a while back, maybe 2006 or around that time. A long time ago anyway. But this one has stuck with me, maybe because it has close parallels […]
Tag: funny

A drunken rant.
I couldn’t think of anything to write about tonight so I thought I’d get mashed and see what madness I ended up writing.Well I mean I could think of things, but they required planing or […]

The 5 worst types of sex you’ll probably ever have.
Sex is awesome. We all know this right? If your answer to that question is no…um…well either you misread the question or you’re doing something wrong! Prostitution in this country is worth anywhere from 3-9 […]
The worst sex of my life chronicles: #4: The facial.
The year was 2006. I was in Kavos with my boys blowing off some steam after a hard year at uni. Well not hard. But exams can be a bitch and it’s always good to […]
The worst sex of my life chronicles:#3: The beat down.
Let me take you back to 2006. Or something like that. I was at uni, coming to the end of the year, all the final essays were done, I’d just smashed the final Drama performance […]

What is Man talk?
It occurred to me the other day, whilst having a particularly weird conversation with a friend of mine about what it would be like to befriend a bear and use it to ride into battle, […]
The worst sex of my life chronicles: #2: Busted.
So the last time we talked about this, I told you about the girl with the rats, which you can check out HERE. I’m still not over that one by the way. But everyone else […]
The worst sex of my life chronicles: #1: Ratgirl.
I was having a chat a few weeks back with my girl @nottjustsex about sexual escapades of the worst kind. Everyone has a story of some sex that is so bad that in retrospect it […]

Mansplaining: Man flu and the terrifying truth. Honest.
I write a lot of stuff, some serious, some a bit tongue in cheek but what I want to write about today is not only completely serious in nature, but is also, really close to […]